Dear Pinkocommiebastard,

The Young People’s Socialist League is proud to introduce its newest advice columnist, pinkocommiebastard. Watch for future editions on ypsl.org and in the pages of “The Torch.”

Feeling pressure? The “Man” got you down? Politically frustrated? Sexually frustrated? Pinkocommiebastard’s got the advice that’s right for you. Send your questions to pinkocommiebastard@ypsl.org.